Joke About Divorce

English translation

It's a fine mess (it's a fine mess)

I got myself into (what have you got yourself into)

I'm in a spin (he's in a spin)

With nowhere to spin to (where's he gonna spin to?)

But I know I should think

Before I open my mouth (yeah you should think before you talk)

And I know that some things

Shouldn't be said out loud (so why'd you go and say it)

I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce

My intentions were just a playful thing

To make you laugh of course

I'm neither use nor ornament

I must wait

My affections you ignore

I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce

My phone calls (her phones still ringing now)

You curse (Tom what the fuck?)

I said I'll write you some verse (write you some verse)

You said 'boy you've some nerve!' (You've got some nerve)

But I won't include verbiage I'm not sure about

(Who'd you think you are?)

Or use a refrain just to stretch the strain out

(why'd you go and say it?)

I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce

My intentions were just a playful thing

To make you laugh of course

I'm neither use nor ornament

I must wait

My affections you ignore

I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce

For a grown man

I should know better

Now I'm staring out

The front room window

Haven't spoke for hours

Yeah I regret it

And while I find the words suppose I'll just say

I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce

My intentions were just a playful thing

To make you laugh of course

I'm neither use nor ornament

I must wait

My affections you ignore

I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce

Don't joke about it

No no no no don't joke about it

No no don't joke about divorce

I made a joke about divorce