an apple a day

English translation

They're red, they're round, they're perfect

You can find them growing on a tree

Around September, that's when they're ripe

I was two days old when my daddy sat me down

"You don't wanna catch a cold, so you better listen now

There's a red round thing you should carry all the time

If you feel a little sick, take a bite, take a bite"

And the years go by, I'ma stick to his advice

I will pass it on, generations to come

Fuji, Jazz, Honeycrisp, Jonagold, Granny Smith

I'm a pink lady girl, it just is what it is

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying vitamins are fucking great

Apple a day-day-day-day-day-day-day

Doctor away-way-way-way-way-way-way

Apple a day-day-day-day-day-day-day

Doctor away-way-way (get your motherfucking apples up)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying vitamins are fucking great

This goes out to all the apples

Best in the world!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying vitamins are fucking great

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

No one needs me, I'm the doctor

When the days get tough, and your boyfriend broke up (oh)

And your house burned down, and your money run out

There's a red round thing that will make it all right

Take a bite, take a bite, take a motherfucking bite

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (I wanna see these apples)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (show me those apples)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying vitamins are fucking great

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying vitamins are fucking great

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying vitamins are fucking great

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (show me those apples)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying vitamins are fucking great

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (everybody on the floor)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (get yourself an apple)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (take a motherfucking bite)

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying vitamins are fucking great

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor, doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

No one needs me, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

I'm so angry, I'm the doctor

No one needs me, I'm the doctor

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