World’s Best Ex-Girlfriend

English translation

All of your friends say they're gonna miss me.

Even your mom says she would have picked me if she didn't have a stupid son.

I probably would have been the one.

'Cause if I'm a ten, you're a five on a good day. Never even thought you were hot in the first place.

I gave your ugly ass a chance, 'cause I thought you were a better man. I'm not there, but I'm not gone.

Good luck moving on, 'cause baby, I'm the. . .

world's best ex-girlfriend. Oh, you're never gonna forget me.

Until we're both dead, oh, you know I'm gonna haunt your dreams.

Wherever you go, I'll be in your head, making sure you never fall in love again.

World's best ex-girlfriend.

I'm the one that got away, I'm your worst regret.

When you add the double D's, that's a triple threat.

Now every girl you ever date is sleeping in the bed I made.

'Cause I'm not just funny, I'm smart and hot. Just look what you lost, 'cause baby,

I'm the. . . world's best ex-girlfriend.

Oh, you're never gonna forget me.

Until we're both dead, oh, you know I'm gonna haunt your dreams.

Wherever you go, I'll be in your head, making sure you never fall in love again. World's best ex-girlfriend.

I can do better, that's a fact. If you thought you'd do better, you're a maniac.

This song's so catchy, 'cause I'm a catch.

If you hear it on the radio, I hope you crash! World's best ex-girlfriend.

Oh, you're never gonna forget me.

Until we're both dead, oh, you know I'm gonna haunt your dreams.

Wherever you go, I'll be in your head, making sure you never fall in love again. World's best ex-girlfriend.

I'm the world's best ex-girlfriend.