My 1st Single

Oh!

Yeah!

So much for first single on this one.

Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable, that the horses come out of.

Eric, of course we're about to stir it, so shit thick as milk swallowed with syrup. Here's the myth to pick from Christopher

Reeves just for no reason, other than just to tease him, 'cause he was the biggest hip thing.

He used to be Superman, now we're pouring liquor on the curb in his name. Pouring hell in you, wait 'til we meet up again, puffer.

I'm taking your ass for everything you've ever said against me.

One for the money, two for the fucking show. Ready, get set, let's go!

Here comes the bucking bronco, stomping and stampeding up the damn street like them buffalo soldiers.

I told ya I'm about to blow, so look out below. Geronimo, motherfuckers, it's dominoes.

I'm on a roll, around and around I go. When will I stop? I don't know.

Trying to pick up where the Eminem show left off, but I know anything's possible.

Though I'm not gonna top what I sold, I'm at the top of my game. That shit is not gonna change.

Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team, I'll get away with murder. I'm like O. J. , he's like my

Cochran today. We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes in a safe, lock 'em away.

Better watch what you say, 'cause when you thought you were safe, them fuckers got you on tape. You swear to God you was playing, whether or not you was Little

Joshua.

Gosh, I wish I could've told you to not do the same, 'cause one day it -could cost you your name.

-And this was supposed to be my first single, but I just fucked that up, so. . . Fuck it, let's all have fun, let's mingle.

Slap a bitch and smack a ho.

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle that you hear on your radio. But shit's about to hit the shingle.

Oh, oh, oh, -oh, oh, oh no! -Eric oh, ah.

Eric oh, ah. Eric oh, ah. Eric, Eric oh, oh, ah, ah. Oh, ah. Eric oh, ah. Eric oh, ah.

Eric oh, oh, cah, cah.

Eric, Eric, Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills and woke up in bed next to his best friend Eric bare naked.

Jimin just turned 16 and used a fake ID to sneak in VIP to see R. Kelly.

Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. To be so young and naive, oh, what I wouldn't give to live so

Kim and Khafree.

Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled, they cherish every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks.

Hickory, dickory, derp dickery, look at me work wizardry with these words.

Am I jerking this jerk chicken or j-j-j-j-jerking the chain? Twenty-two jerks in a jerk circle.

Who is in a circle jerk? Oh, wait a minute, what am I saying?

Allow me to run it back and rewind it.

Let me ask you again. Am I just jerking the chain? Am I berserk or insane?

Or am I just one of them damn amateurs working a dang camera's filming one of them Paris

Hilton homemade pornos who keeps tilting the lens at an angle?

Just recently, somebody just discovered Britney and Justin videotapes of them fucking when they was just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club and dusted them and went straight to the source with them, 'cause they could've sworn someone said, "No," and then tried to erase and record over it.

But if you listen close enough to it, you can hear the "Uh, uh," and then they come to find out it was Justin saying, -"I'm gonna come," and this was. . .

-Supposed to be my first single, but I just fucked that up, so. . . Fuck it, let's all have fun, let's mingle.

Slap a bitch and smack a ho.

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle that you hear on your radio. But shit's about to hit the shingle.

Oh, -oh, oh, oh, oh, oh no! -Eric oh, ah. Eric oh, ah.

Eric oh, ah. Eric, Eric oh, oh, ah, ah. Oh, ah. Eric oh, ah. Eric oh, ah.

Eric oh, oh, -cah, cah.

-Any opinions or something you just wanna get off your chest and address it about my lyrics? I'd love to hear it.

All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number.

It's 1-800-I'm-a-dick-sucker.

I love to suck a dick, and if someone picks up, you can talk all the shit you wanna about me.

Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key, and I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day that I follow a Dre, wake a day and make it with Dre. Hey!

So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, be the chicken, eat a chicken like it's a diccock.

Fuck a diccock!

So suck a dick and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth. I'm done licking, fuck off. Fuck a fuck off.

And this was supposed to be my first single, but I just fucked that up, so. . .

Fuck it, let's all have fun, let's mingle.

-Slap a bitch and smack a ho.

-This was supposed to be my catchy little -jingle. . . -That you hear on your radio.

-But shit's about to hit the shingle. -Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh no!

Eric oh, ah. Eric oh, ah. Eric oh, ah.

Eric, Eric oh, oh, ah, ah. Oh, ah. Eric oh, ah. Eric oh, ah. Eric oh, oh, cah, cah.

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