Description
The life of an office hero is an endless series with the plot ‘raise my salary.’ Every episode begins the same way: Monday, the treacherous alarm clock, the boss yelling, coffee as your only ally. The business plan of the century is already spinning in your head, but for now, instead of a start-up, you have an old backpack and traffic jams at the entrance to the city.
And yet, in this jumble of fatigue, dreams, and memes about ‘work isn't a wolf,’ there is something comforting. There is stability, there are rituals - a salary, perhaps not a large one, but an honest one. And maybe happiness really is somewhere nearby - just hidden between the lines of the mortgage receipt and a cup of morning tea in the kitchen before the shift.
Lyrics and translation
Original
Поднимите мне зарплату.
Работа не волк, в лес не убежит.
Понедельник настал, а я все опять проспал.
И начальник звонит, громко на меня кричит.
Снова ехать на работу, не могу так больше жить.
Где бы мне поднять бабла и свой бизнес -намутить?
-Я прикинул весь масштаб, где бы мне найти старт-ап. Вот подняли бы зарплату. Новый жизненный этап.
И тогда бы я зажил, трешку в центре бы купил.
А пока я на нуле. Без лова, без лова, без лова.
А поднимите мне зарплату. Я закрою ипотеку.
Вот тогда стану богатым и счастливым человеком. Сразу замутил бы бизнес.
А потом оборотов. А пока с утра пораньше встаю в пробке на работу.
Я б замутил альянсы и понабрал авансов. И чисто на фрилансе вопросики решал.
Но только есть нюансы на счете ноль баланс. И походу мне без шансов, а нужен капитал.
Но так то все нормально.
Устроен официально, зп моя легальная и вроде все ниче. И пусть я не богатый, но стабильная зарплата.
-И нам все нипочем.
-А поднимите мне зарплату, я закрою ипотеку. Вот тогда стану богатым и счастливым человеком.
Сразу замутил бы бизнес. А потом оборотов.
А пока с утра пораньше встаю в пробке на работу.
А поднимите мне зарплату, я закрою ипотеку.
Вот тогда стану богатым и счастливым человеком. Сразу замутил бы бизнес. А потом оборотов.
А пока с утра пораньше встаю в пробке на работу.
English translation
Raise my salary.
Work is not a wolf; it will not run away into the forest.
Monday came, and I slept through everything again.
And the boss calls and shouts at me loudly.
I have to go to work again, I can’t live like this anymore.
Where can I raise money and start my own business?
-I figured out the whole scale of where I could find a start-up. If only they would raise wages. A new stage of life.
And then I would heal, I would buy three rubles in the center.
In the meantime, I'm at zero. No catch, no catch, no catch.
And raise my salary. I'll close the mortgage.
Then I will become a rich and happy person. I would immediately start a business.
And then the revolutions. In the meantime, I get up early in the morning in traffic for work.
I would stir up alliances and collect advances. And I solved questions purely on freelance.
But there are some nuances to the zero balance account. And I have no chance, but I need capital.
But everything is fine.
I’m officially employed, my salary is legal and everything seems fine. And I may not be rich, but I have a stable salary.
-And we don’t care.
- Raise my salary, I’ll close the mortgage. Then I will become a rich and happy person.
I would immediately start a business. And then the revolutions.
In the meantime, I get up early in the morning in traffic for work.
If you raise my salary, I’ll pay off the mortgage.
Then I will become a rich and happy person. I would immediately start a business. And then the revolutions.
In the meantime, I get up early in the morning in traffic for work.