What's My Age Again?

English translation

I took her out, it was a Friday night

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started making out

And she took off my pants

But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are still more amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home

I called her mom from a payphone

I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail

This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is call ID?

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And you still act like you're in freshman year

What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age

(What's my age again?)

(What's my age again?) That's about the time that she broke up with me (please stay with me)

No one should take themselves so seriously (please stay with me)

With many years ahead to fall in line (please stay with me)

Why would you wish that on me?

I never wanna act my age (please stay with me)

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

What's my age again?